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A FEW AMUSING THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC TOILET

1. Put your hand underneath the stall wall and ask "May I borrow a lighter"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that"
3. Cheer and clap everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say "Fascinating, I've never seen one that colour before"
5. Drop a marble and say "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
6. Grunt and strain really loud for 30 seconds then drop a tennis ball into the bog, and sigh relaxingly.
7. Say "Crap this water is cold"
8. Say "Now how did that get there"
9. Say "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice, then squirt it under the walls of the cubicle into your neighbour's stall yelling "Whoa boy! Easy now!"
11. Say "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters"
12. Spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper, chuck it under the wall to the next cubicle, and say "Could you knock it back this way mate?"
13. Say "C'mon Mr Happy, don't fall asleep on me"
14. Say "Boy that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say "Damn, I knew that drain was too small. I'm in for it now"
16. As you leave, conpiciously lay down a "Cross Dressers Weekly" newsletter on the floor where the person in the next cubicle can see.
17. Put a small mirror under the wall so you can see your neighbour and he can see you, then say "Peekaboo!"
18. Drop a D-Cup bra under the stall wall and sing 'I Want To Break Free'

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Ten Innuendo Ridden Lines From Star Wars

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."